hitler was a bad person
stalin was a family man
bismarck was a man of the people
and drank his beer from a can
mao wore pink pajamas
and slept all afternoon
churchill ran around naked
whistling a happy tune
roosevelt liked the ladies
and watched them through his pince-nez
the kaiser was always a gentleman
i don’t care what anyone says
ronald reagan studied the stars
to determine what to do
margaret thatcher sat by the river
singing the weary blues
richard nixon did crossword puzzles
and often fell down drunk
boris yeltsin wore funny hats
and wished he was a monk
they all drank tea with honey
and ate croissants with flaky crusts
now their memoirs are forgotten
and their empires have turned to dust
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